MISTAKEN IDENTITY Around 4:30am on March 22, High Point, North Carolina, 911 dispatchers received a surprising call from a man informing them he had broken into a business. “Yes, this is Jesus Christ, and I just broke into the Pizza Hut,” claimed 46-year-old Richard Lee Quintero of Greensboro, according to WFMY TV. “Jesus is here, he’s back to Earth. I just broke in and had a … [Read more...] about NOTW: Owl errors, the worst driving test fail ever and that time Jesus broke into a Pizza Hut
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State of Hawaii honors late Reverend Billy Graham
If you noticed the flag at the State Office Building in Wailuku was flying at half-staff on Friday, Mar. 2 and wondered what was up, it was to honor the late Reverend Billy Graham. The 99-year-old evangelical preacher died on Feb. 21, and Governor David Ige–acting “at the direction of the President of the United States,” according to a Mar. 1 statement from his office–ordered … [Read more...] about State of Hawaii honors late Reverend Billy Graham
Sign Language: There will never be a better time for Leos to brag about winning that hot dog eating contest
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I’m always amazed at how sex-phobic (and, of course, sex-obsessed) our culture is. Certain people make a fuss over anything provocative; even an accidentally-exposed breast can be major drama. Violence, on the other hand, rarely generates such commotion. I think it’s sad that some people would rather see two people kill each other than get it on … [Read more...] about Sign Language: There will never be a better time for Leos to brag about winning that hot dog eating contest
NOTW: Trump-shaped ecstasy pills, Buddhist robots and China’s military recruit problems
By the Editors at Andrews McMeel WAIT WHAT? The People’s Liberation Army Daily, a Chinese state-run military newspaper, has declared on its WeChat account that fewer Chinese youth are passing fitness tests to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, resulting in abnormally large testicular veins. The web article cited one town’s statistics, where 56.9 … [Read more...] about NOTW: Trump-shaped ecstasy pills, Buddhist robots and China’s military recruit problems
RISEN New Movie Review
In 33 A.D., a Roman soldier named Clavius (Joseph Fiennes) is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a corpse. His employer, Pontius Pilate, informs Clavius that the missing body belonged to a man known as "Yeshua." Clavius discovers that not only was the body missing from its tomb but that Yeshua is also reported by his followers to be alive. What proceeds is … [Read more...] about RISEN New Movie Review