You smashed my car window. You stole my market basket. You stole a package addressed to my grandchildren. You stole the handmade blanket that it took me six months to knit for my newest grandchild. I hope that you gave that blanket to a child who needs it. I hope that child knows that love and aloha went into that blanket. I hope you learn that grandmothers give unconditional … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why’d you break into my car and steal my grandchildren’s handmade blanket?
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Eh Brah: Why were you a jerk when I had an emergency?
Eh brah! Just because I had my hazard lights flashing and I was coming up behind you blinking my lights, that didn’t mean you should pull out in front of me and try to slow me down. It meant I had a real life emergency. Why were you a self righteous jerk trying to enforce your own form of local justice? Puleez. You should have pulled over or just gotten out of my way. I was … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why were you a jerk when I had an emergency?
Eh Brah, why’d you have to yell at the slide attendant?
Eh brah, way to make a scene at the resort pool the other day by yelling at the slide attendant. All she was doing was telling your kids to stay out of the part of the pool where riding the slide drops into. But clearly, her crime was apparently caring about your kids more than you do. But you showed her! “I don’t do rules!” you yelled at her in front of pretty much everyone at … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, why’d you have to yell at the slide attendant?
Eh Brah! Don’t dump your TV in the parking lot!
Eh Brah! Not a smart idea to dump an old chunky TV in the parking area the kiters use to park at Lanes. But here’s a big thank you to the foil-boarder who helped me manhandle it into the trunk of my car–even braving the broken glass in your bare feet. And thank you to the fishing guys who came up with a bathing-suit tie to keep the trunk closed. And, of course, it’s great that … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Don’t dump your TV in the parking lot!
Eh Brah: Why do you have to be such an angry drunk lady?
Yes, my little keiki sometimes make noise and play in our yard during the middle of the day. Kids like to do that. But seriously, we don’t need to hear your backhanded comments over the fence like, “You should teach them to be more quiet.” Look lady, if I could teach a kid how not to cry when they fall or yell when they get excited. Clearly, your decades of daily drinking has … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why do you have to be such an angry drunk lady?