Eh brah: You were driving down Haleakala Highway when my friend wiped out while riding her bicycle. She was making a right turn near the polo field and she was thrown off the bike, which broke her arm. You didn’t cause her to crash, but you didn’t stop to help her, either. You just slowed down, looked at her lying on the road, and then drove off. Where was your aloha spirit? … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why didn’t you stop to help my wife?!
Eh brah! You befriended me, and I treated you well. I gave you what you and your family needed. I was your friend, and you returned my friendship by stealing from me. Shame on you! You will get what you deserve, you punk. Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: I was your friend, and you stole from me!
You were in a rush to leave the mall and slammed on the gas in reverse, nearly hitting the young lady driving down the lane. You jumped out of the car to yell at her and then your car nearly rolled away. When my wife pointed out your rolling car, you yelled “f’ing haoles” at both of us, jumped back in your car and sped through the lot. Guessing you were just having a bad day, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: You’re going to kill someone driving like that!
With one broken ankle on crutches, I’m hobbling by myself toward my doctor's office for a check up when I hear you, sitting in a convertible on the other side of the parking lot, yelling “Eh what happen to her!? Eh, what happened to her?!” Ignoring you, I just went inside, all the while struggling to walk. Then on my way out, half an hour later, you were still there, yelling … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Thanks for shaming me because I was on crutches!
To the rudest lady on Maui, up at Twin Falls with her friend and their kids, you do not own Twin Falls! We were enjoying our day hitting all the falls, so we made our way up to the last one only to encounter you and your horrible attitude. I still can’t believe you actually said “we left you at the last fall, there’s another pool up above for you” along with that stank look on … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Your rudeness ruined our trip to Twin Falls!