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December 12, 2013 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You easily resolve conflicts of interest between head and loins, unlike those squirrelly Geminis or those oversexed Scorpios. You rarely deviate from your prearranged priority status dictating whether brain or crotch gets to call the shots, but I urge you to this week, since your best courses of action will lie […]

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November 14, 2013 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) More than any other, your species has been painstakingly dissected and analyzed. I’m sure you poor Scorpios are sick of being studied so closely; these microscopic inquiries into your character are as annoying as they are invasive. You’ve done admirably well at preventing yourself from stinging those who seek to scrutinize […]

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November 7, 2013 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Much of your bad luck is preventable. You may have been the victim of some of the shit the world throws at people—but that’s at least partially because you’ve been making yourself such a broad target, through a range of (or perhaps just one particularly effective) self-destructive behavior. Don’t be a […]

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October 17, 2013 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) I dreamt in you transformed into a polar bear who hunted seals with gleeful and effective violence. I took it to mean that you’ve recently grown enough snowy white emotional insulation that you can now brave icy and dangerous situations with impunity. Not only that, but you’ve grown to such massive […]

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October 18, 2012 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You may not be able to speak Canine, but you can reasonably assume that when your dog lies down at your feet both of you experience some degree of comfort and pleasure. It’s just one minor example of the levels of communication you’re capable of. Since the exotic creature you’re trying […]

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October 11, 2012 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When a fly gets caught in a spiderweb, it’s mostly snared by its own stupidity. If it had the sense to just keep still a moment, check out its situation and carefully extricate itself, it would have a better chance of getting free. But instead it struggles, inevitably tangling itself further […]

Your Horoscope

August 16, 2012 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Most Leos have little to fear from the world outside. A nearly indomitable will and impressive self-confidence such as you usually possess represents a formidable defense to whatever troubles life might throw your way. Actually, the only real danger to your shining power comes from within. You might trick or delude […]

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August 9, 2012 by Caeriel Crestin Leave a Comment

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Remember the story of the Velveteen Rabbit? It was a stuffed toy that longed to be real. I sometimes imagine you burdened with a similar craving. Not that you’re fake—au contraire! But you are aware that many people project a warmer, fuzzier image onto you, instead of seeing the “real you.” […]

Margaret Sanches Wins Senior Service Award From Home Instead Senior Care

May 17, 2012 by Jen Russo Leave a Comment

Margaret “Peggy” Sanches was recently chosen as Hawaii’s Senior Hero, a dedicated volunteer who is utilizing her golden years to give back to the community. Home Instead Senior Care decided to recognize the hard work and impact that seniors make in their neighborhoods. The winner will receive $5,000 to give to a nonprofit of his […]

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