Illustration: Andrew Miller … [Read more...] about Drew Toonz: Why did the lifeguard rescue the old hippy?
Photo by Scrappers of Keo Eaton, MT's album reviewer and Anu's stunt double. *** REPURPOSE! STUFF TO MAKE WITH NEWSPAPER By Anu Yagi We know your dilemma: there are only so many gilded frames and so much wall space. So what to do with old copies of MauiTime? We reinforce our office building’s waning structural integrity with thousands of back issues piled to the ceiling, … [Read more...] about How To Recycle All Those Old Copies Of MauiTime You Have Laying Around
I thought the only Peeps I was going to see on Easter Sunday were the yellow chicky candies—until I showed up at Easter mass and saw you wearing a short, white strapless dress, standing in the back pushing your baby in a stroller. I get it. You gave birth. You worked out and lost the weight and managed to keep some of your droopy C-cup Snoopy boobs. But parading around with … [Read more...] about Easter Peep Show
Listen you old bag. You have some nerve. I park my truck outside of your beach house, which is directly across from the beach access where I have parked a thousand times before without incident. I’m visibly eight months pregnant and you sit in your luxury SUV and can obviously see that I am unloading a stroller, my sleeping two-year-old, toys, towels, beach chairs, the works. I … [Read more...] about Beach Bitching
This goes out to the young man who helped my senile Auntie find her way home after she wandered off: thanks, little bruddah. You could have been like so many teenagers (and adults) and just looked away from the sad old lady wandering confused down the sidewalk. Instead you asked if she needed help, talked to her until you could find out where she lived, then walked her to her … [Read more...] about Perfect Young Gentleman