By the Editors at Andrews McMeel WAIT WHAT? The People’s Liberation Army Daily, a Chinese state-run military newspaper, has declared on its WeChat account that fewer Chinese youth are passing fitness tests to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, resulting in abnormally large testicular veins. The web article cited one town’s statistics, where 56.9 … [Read more...] about NOTW: Trump-shaped ecstasy pills, Buddhist robots and China’s military recruit problems