We were all waiting in line, patiently, at the grocery store. Only Lanes 3 and 5 were lit up, but there wasn’t anyone working at 5. Then you rolled up, dressed like a pirate–complete with white blouse and white capris and your own stolen shopping cart–trying to buy a 12oz hot plate. You pulled your cart up to Lane 5 and started an onomatopoeia explosion of ding donging. When … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Why the crazy pirate act at the grocery store?
Eh sistah! What was your deal in the grocery store parking lot? Yeah, it was raining, but what gave you the idea that instead of returning your shopping cart to the corral or even the store, you’d just park it in front of my car after you loaded up your truck? I was walking across the parking lot, not really believing that I was watching you do that. Your laziness meant I had … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why were you such a jerk with your shopping cart?