Aries (March 21-April 19) When you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, it’s usually not so bad at first. But then you end up chomping that same spot a few more times that day, each time making things worse. That’s similar to what you’re doing with an emotional problem here: aggravating it (probably accidentally) and making it far worse than it was at first, because you … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Aries need to stuff gauze in their mouths
Eh brah, what were you thinking when you spray-painted our fence?! You really went to town on ours, and several others in Makawao and Pukalani. Graffiti is one thing, but a really large penis? Who does that? Clearly, you have issues that you might not want to talk about, but you’re ruining fences, beautiful rock walls and cars. You better stop now, because if we catch you, a … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: What were you thinking when you spray-painted our fence?
There’s a Graffiti Party going down at Down the Hatch in Lahaina this Monday, Nov. 7. All are invited to be the artist, the canvas or the support group of friends that the artist will need. Down the Hatch will provide all materials (markers and paints)–just show up in white clothes that you don’t mind being turned into art work. Artist Serena Garrets will be on location to … [Read more...] about Graffiti Party at Down the Hatch in Lahaina
CRIME DOES PAY When officials in Richmond, California, learned in 2009 that 70 percent of the city’s murders and firearms assaults were directly linked to 17 people, they decided on a bold program: to pay off those 17 to behave themselves. For a budget of about $1.2 million a year, the program offers individual coaching, health care coverage and several hundred dollars a month … [Read more...] about NOTW: Baboon crime and the perils of bed bug research
To the hardcore gangsters who’ve been tagging my neighborhood in giant ugly red spray paint: Last time I checked, it’s not so “hardcore” to tag a community-built children’s bus stop in your own neighborhood. After uncle donated his day to painting over your slop, you struck again. Congrats! I know it’s probably a little slow for your gang-banging lifestyle here in the “hood,” … [Read more...] about Eh Wannabe Hardcore Taggers!