Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Lately you’ve felt as lacking in vocabulary as the family dog. You’ve tried your damnedest to communicate what you’ve been feeling, nonverbally, but it’s not coming across. Whenever you’ve attempted to actually speak, you’ve felt desperately at a loss for words. Quit panting and wagging your tail. No one’s getting it. Part of the problem, of … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Gemini (May 21-June 20) Behind one door is a cage full of restless, hungry wild tigers. Behind the other lies a moat full of crocodiles, piranha, and shark. These are your choices?! Sometimes life demands that you push through these challenges, and risk losing a limb to get to where you want to go. And sometimes the universe is giving you a hint: It might be better to stay put … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When a fly gets caught in a spiderweb, it’s mostly snared by its own stupidity. If it had the sense to just keep still a moment, check out its situation and carefully extricate itself, it would have a better chance of getting free. But instead it struggles, inevitably tangling itself further and attracting the attention of the spider itself. I’m not … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Dear Leo, you’ve finally realized that life will never be perfect—and that’s a good thing. It gives you something to hope and strive for, which is what makes life fun and worth living. It’s boring about five minutes after you’ve gotten everything you want. Luckily, while on your journey you’ve also found the ability to appreciate all the sweetness that … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) Whether or not you actually want to play the role of trusted confidante, this week you’ll find yourself thrust into those shoes, anyway. Be worthy of them. Shattering someone’s trust by throwing them under the bus, blabbing their secrets, or otherwise skipping out on the situation would be something you’d regret, later, even if it feels like the easy … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope