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Local Current Events Quiz Time!
1. Maui County’s new mayor is: a) The same guy who has the job now. b) That one chick whose dad used to be mayor. c) That one guy who had the job four years ago and then lost it. d) Augie T. 2. Most local analysts agree that the deciding factor in the mayor’s race … [Read more...] about Local Current Events Quiz Time!
‘Enhanced Protection’
Last week Peter Young, chairman of the state’s Department of Land and Natural Resources, announced that his office supports the federal government giving “enhanced protection” to spinner dolphins in Hawaiian waters. “We are confident there are management solutions that will allow for enjoyable, educational, economically viable and culturally appropriate dolphin watching … [Read more...] about ‘Enhanced Protection’
Bookshelf Reviews
Billy Boyle: A World War II Mystery by James R. Benn, 2006, Soho Press, New York. 304 pages, $23. Man, if there’s anything I can’t get enough of, it’s World War II. I love World War II movies, World War II television shows, World War II collectible trading cards—anything and everything World War II is fine by me. I’d even sleep on World War II sheets if I could find … [Read more...] about Bookshelf Reviews
Ridiculously Free Advice!
Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release: I think my new neighbor is an ax murderer. It’s just a hunch I have, given that he’s kind of secretive, twitches a lot and recently killed a guy with an axe the other night in front of me. What should I do? -Concerned in Carson Dear Carson: You may think that the approach of the end of the growing … [Read more...] about Ridiculously Free Advice!