SMOOTH REACTION A naked man opened the door to firefighters responding to a house fire in Niceville, Florida, on Aug. 27 and said “I’m sorry” before closing the door in their faces. James Cunningham, 53, later admitted to police he’d had two liters of vodka and had smoked marijuana before trying to bake cookies on his George Foreman grill, reported WPLG Local 10. The … [Read more...] about News of the Weird: Don’t operate a Foreman Grill under the influence of (multiple) drugs, don’t commit crimes if you have an ankle monitor, and I guess that’s some kind of family values