In the wave-washed November of 2009, leading luminaries of the Surfrider Foundation gathered on the most famous surfing coast on the planet–the North Shore of Oahu–to talk business. This rainbow mix of environmental warriors had traveled from Honolulu, the Outer Islands and Southern California to address an emerging emergency: How will Hawaii–the birthplace of surfing, the … [Read more...] about Help Out Surfrider Maui On International Surf Day
MAUI’S FIGHT OVER SUGAR CANE BURNING GETS EVEN HOTTER So I’m glad to see that this weekend we all got together and straightened out that whole sugar cane burning thing. We’re all good, right? Right? Tell that to the woman who (allegedly) had to to endure rock throwing and yelling because she accidentally went to the wrong cane burning rally on Saturday. She had wanted to stand … [Read more...] about Cane Burning Fight Gets Hotter While NOAA Discovers New Sublime Coral Habitat
To the guy who tried hard to pick a fight with me, even though you had no good reason: You may feel like you “won” because I walked away when you openly disrespected me, but I actually won. I have a good life, a good job and a beautiful woman by my side. You? You’re a lowlife idiot, and you’re always going to be a lowlife idiot. Someday you may understand that you’re an ugly, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Quit Picking Fights With Everyone!
URINAL TECH Two Brazilian firms collaborated recently to test a whimsical device that could perhaps lessen splashing on men’s room floors: a urinal containing a fretboard that makes musical sounds as liquid hits it (if the stream is strong enough). According to a May report in the Brazilian edition of Billboard magazine, versions were set up in several Sao Paulo bars to see if … [Read more...] about Urinal Tech And Fight Church And Nessie Proves Existence Of God