Eh, my fellow office workers! I know you love your coworkers and want to express your aloha by bringing delicious treats to share with everyone but please don't try to force them on me. Just because I'm fat it doesn't mean I want to get fatter and sicker by eating donuts, cookies, brownies, cake, or your late wife's special cheesecake recipe. While I appreciate the sentiment, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Thanks, but…
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Very Personal Hygiene and Armored Underwear and Historic Crime
VERY PERSONAL HYGIENE Orestes De La Paz's exhibit at the Frost Art Museum in Miami in May recalled Chuck Palahniuk's novel and film Fight Club, in which lead character Tyler Durden's principal income source was making upscale soap using discarded liposuctioned fat fetched from the garbage of cosmetic surgeons (thus closing the loop of fat from rich ladies recycled back to rich … [Read more...] about Very Personal Hygiene and Armored Underwear and Historic Crime
Haiku Post Office Patrons Should Stop Being Lazy
Haiku post office patrons: Being fat, lazy and stupid makes you pathetic, not handicapped. Yeah, I know you’re only there for a minute. Guess what? So is everyone else. Here is how it works: you drive in, park in one of the three spots, and then when you're done you leave by way of the exit. Or you can park a long way away and walk. That will at least make you less fat and … [Read more...] about Haiku Post Office Patrons Should Stop Being Lazy