We call this the Aloha State, but that doesn’t mean everyone’s nice to each other. Most people out here give friends, relatives and strangers a decent break, but we all know some lying, cheating, thieving parasite out there who just seems to enjoy causing misery in others. And while dealing with such a person is never fun, calling them out in Eh Brah! is great fun. So here are … [Read more...] about Eh, It’s MauiTime’s Annual Eh Brah Binge Issue!
You’ve been crashing on our back patio swing for a couple months. You sleep late and then lurk at our house, morning and night. You should get up, look for housing and let us enjoy our backyard. If you truly appreciate having a safe place to sleep at night, give us a break and make yourself scarce during the day. Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Backyard Camper
Eh Brah! I wasn’t the only one who saw you walking out of Long’s Drugstore in Kahului with a smile on your face and shiny new slippahs in your hand. We saw you take your feet out of the old ones, put on the new ones, and then walk away, leaving the price tag, as well as the discarded, worn-out slippahs on the pavement. I don’t get it. Do you think that because you were “Born … [Read more...] about Eh Slipper Litterer
To the newbie spear-fisherman at the Westside beach: Wow, you had a big new shiny gun but the fish that was dangling from it was quite manini! A snapper you say? Review your fishing regs, friend–even though you went “way out,” that was no snapper you caught. It was what we call a “kumu” and is not a snapper of any kind. The whiskers might have clued you in if you’d checked the … [Read more...] about Eh Newbie Spear Fisherman
How you and your slimy band of thieves managed to move yourselves in without the usual background/credit checks–and before the first of your checks failed to clear–is a complete mystery to me. But hey, no matter… “It is what it is.” I’m supposed to accept that as an answer, and so I shall. But I cannot accept the notion that human parasites, such as yourselves, have any … [Read more...] about Eh Thieving Squatters