Eh jackasses who tried to steal my car: I see you left it in the middle of the road on an extremely tight blind corner. This doesn’t surprise me. It was a valiant effort on your part, but next time you might want to try to hot-wire a vehicle with a functioning drive shaft. You kind of need that to work if you want the whole stealing thing to work out. Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! – Idiot thieves hot-wire a busted car
Thanks for breaking into my truck at Sidewalks in Kihei and stealing my kids’ bags, which were full of their soccer equipment. They were headed to practice, but obviously couldn’t actually go because of your theft. I hope you show some honor and return their stuff, but keep in mind that I’m looking for you... Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh brah, thanks for stealing my kids’ soccer equipment!
Eh brah: I was standing in line behind you the other day, but I guarantee you didn’t see me. That’s because you were too busy staring at your phone, texting or checking email or whatever. Was it that crucial that you couldn’t be bothered to pay attention to the clerk or the rest of us in line, which was still moving despite your inattention? I wonder what it’s like to live like … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Pay attention when you’re in line!
We call this the Aloha State, but that doesn’t mean everyone’s nice to each other. Most people out here give friends, relatives and strangers a decent break, but we all know some lying, cheating, thieving parasite out there who just seems to enjoy causing misery in others. And while dealing with such a person is never fun, calling them out in Eh Brah! is great fun. So here are … [Read more...] about Eh, It’s MauiTime’s Annual Eh Brah Binge Issue!
Eh Brah! So, you like to vaporize or smoke E-cigs on the bus and in the mall? This product is too new and there isn’t enough research done to determine the long term health effects. I bet 90 percent or more of the users don’t even know what the ingredients are! It’s not fair for keiki or the health-conscious to breathe in nicotine-laced, scented e-liquid in an enclosed space … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, No Vaping On Da Maui Bus!