By the Editors at Andrews McMeel MOTHER OF THE YEAR Ebony Woody, 34, of Columbus, Ohio, was nothing if not thorough on the morning of Sept. 18 when, following an argument with her daughter, she purposely drove her car onto the sidewalk and struck the 17-year-old, who was walking to school, according to Columbus police. After knocking the girl down and running over her leg, … [Read more...] about NOTW: Runaway farm animals, spelunking horror and a woman who was afraid of a pink stripy sock