To the driver of the beater Maui cruiser leaving Paia and heading to Haiku the other morning: brah, what were you smoking? First, you sat there at the light socializing, holding up traffic, then you bobbed your head up and down, non-stop, the whole way, swerving all over the road because you were texting your ass off! It’s a $300 ticket now, idiot, assuming you don’t kill … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Pay attention when you’re driving Maui’s Northshore!
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Eh jerk with the toddler weaving through traffic!
To the man who was tailgating and weaving through 5pm traffic: it’s one thing to put your life and the lives of people around you at risk, but it’s another thing to do that while your toddler is sitting in the front seat of your truck. Think about the example you’re setting for future drivers, not to mention that your toddler is way way too small to be sitting in the front … [Read more...] about Eh jerk with the toddler weaving through traffic!
Eh Crazy Driver!
Eh Brah! I’m not trying to offend you by passing you on the road–I’m just trying to get to where I was going. Live and let live! I may be from the Mainland, but I live here now. When I go somewhere distant, I drive, just as you do you. But in no way was I trying to dis you by passing. Did you have to freak out and do stupid stuff on the road just to prove the point that you … [Read more...] about Eh Crazy Driver!
Hawaii Officials Adjust State’s Distracted Driving Law
State officials have modified Hawaii's distracted driving law, which first went into effect on July 1, 2013. When this law was first introduced, those caught using a mobile electronic device while driving would face a fine between $100 and $200, for a first offense, and they were required to appear in court. In the year that has passed since the law was established, the Maui … [Read more...] about Hawaii Officials Adjust State’s Distracted Driving Law
Eh Agro Bruddah On Hana Highway!
This goes out to the agro older bruddah in the pickup on Hana Highway: It’s actually because you tried to force your way in at the merge just past Haleakala Highway that I don’t believe you were entitled to any courtesy. And just because I decided to exercise my right of way, that doesn’t mean you get to drive the next several miles screaming, flipping me off, tailgating and … [Read more...] about Eh Agro Bruddah On Hana Highway!