Eh brah, quit driving like you’re a tourist. I know you live here because your car’s clearly not a rental and the boards strapped to the roof are definitely yours. So why didn’t you stop at the crosswalk when you saw that guy with a dog trying to cross? They live here, too. Next time, please stop like you’re supposed to. We can’t let Maui become any more like the … [Read more...] about Eh brah, quit driving like a tourist!
Eh Brah, please allow others who are late or in a rush to pass on the far left lane. Let the police deal with the ones who are speeding or can’t leave for work at decent hour and arrive to work early and rest before your hard day at work. We have no right to get in the way of anyone who lives their life by beating the clock or in a rush. We who relax and enjoy life should stay … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Let people who are in a rush pass on the left!
Eh brah, what’s with driving your moped on the shoulder? You nearly killed me the other day. If your bike isn’t fast enough to keep up with traffic, don’t ride it on the Pali. As for the rest of you in cars: If you can’t drive the Pali without crossing the white line, you’re either being lazy or driving too fast. Slow down! You’ll still get there. Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: You nearly killed me driving your moped on the shoulder!
To the lady who was in her car behind me: As you drive up Baldwin Avenue in Paia, you’ll encounter side streets that other drivers might need to turn onto–left or right. Sometimes the traffic on Baldwin might need to wait until cars on those streets are gone before turning. So in the future, please look and think before you honk your horn at the car in front of you. People like … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Show some Aloha when you drive in Paia!
You were in a rush to leave the mall and slammed on the gas in reverse, nearly hitting the young lady driving down the lane. You jumped out of the car to yell at her and then your car nearly rolled away. When my wife pointed out your rolling car, you yelled “f’ing haoles” at both of us, jumped back in your car and sped through the lot. Guessing you were just having a bad day, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: You’re going to kill someone driving like that!