Illustration by Ron Pitts So many disrespectful and rude dog owners in Maui bring dogs that just keep barking, to parks that face residents, as early as 6:30am and everyday at sunset! Really?! Have some consideration to homeowners with sleeping children. Also, bringing them inside restaurants is totally disgusting!! They are not service dogs? Stay home then! We won't eat in … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Leave your dogs at home!
Eh brah, you realize dogs are trainable right? Itʻs a thing, that is why most people have dogs that bark only when they need to. Your dogs bark non-stop all day when you're gone. Perhaps you didnʻt know the kind of dogs you chose are the ones used in sled dog races and they require daily exercise. Maybe you should research it. Since you say you are moving off island, we have … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Train your dogs, or else…
Wow... Dogs in restaurants barking... Really?! I wake up to barking dogs, end the day with barking dogs, and now I have to eat with barking dogs?! Behind my neighborhood is a leashed dog park. As early as 6am dog owners (talking almost as loud as their dogs bark) drive to the park, and every night there's anywhere up to 20-30 dogs... and the owners just let them bark! Rude dog … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Maui has gone to THE DOGS!!! (Bonus illustration inside!)
Eh brah! We adopted you to be part of our ‘ohana. Then one afternoon at Pa‘ako Beach you, your wife and friends arrived with a couple dogs. While you were out for a swim, your dogs barked so much they disrupted a couple’s wedding vows. After you got out of the water, a lady pointed out the error of your ways. She was calm and respectful, but you weren’t. You cursed, called her … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: No need flip out!
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sometimes I wait until I have guests coming over before I properly clean my apartment. Similarly, Valentine’s Day (bullshit though it is) can be a jump start for your sense of romance, even if you didn’t actually have a date last week. It’s totally arbitrary, but it just might work. You should embrace romance more often, just like I should scrub my … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Taurans should really think about upgrading that old flip-phone