Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Redwood trees depend on periodic forest fires to reproduce. Hence, effective fire prevention unfortunately limits their reproductive opportunities. You, too are suffering from a lack of fire. Fear of getting burnt has had you tamping down sparks and minor blazes wherever they start up, but I wish you wouldn’t. You’ve got dead growth that needs to be … [Read more...] about Sign Language: This week, Pisces is a lit match in a room full of farting cows
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Eh lady who almost hit my car and then yelled at ME!
To the lady who almost hit my dog at Kaonoulu Street and South Kihei Road: Yes, my dog got off her leash, but don’t stand there and scream at me about how “YOU would have felt” if you hit my dog. How do you think I would have felt? How do you think my dog would have felt? You had no idea what just happened to cause my dog to be in that position. It was all about you. Selfish, … [Read more...] about Eh lady who almost hit my car and then yelled at ME!
Eh Irresponsible Dog Owner!
How many times have I seen you in Paia? You’re easy to spot because you’re always with that black dog who runs all over the beach with no leash. And you never clean up after him. In fact, the other morning I watched him pee on my truck while you oogled some girls (who were clearly NOT YET 18). It needs to stop! Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Irresponsible Dog Owner!
Pet Food: No one has publicly opposed a law that would ban dog meat in Hawaii. So what’s the holdup?
If you’re a dog owner and this isn’t your worst nightmare, that’s only because you haven’t considered the possibility: your pet, your beloved companion, stolen, slaughtered, cooked and eaten. Like a piece of meat. It happened on Oahu in 2007, to Frank Manuma and his wife Debbie. The couple’s dog, an eight-month-old German shepherd-Lab mix named Caddy, was stolen from the … [Read more...] about Pet Food: No one has publicly opposed a law that would ban dog meat in Hawaii. So what’s the holdup?
Hawaii Public Safety Dept. K9 Dogs Get Custom Fit Bullet-Proof Vests
Thanks to the non-profit Vested Interest in K9s, Inc., the dogs attached to the Hawaii's Department of Public Safety Sheriff's Division now have specially custom-fit protective vests, says a Sept. 19 Public Safety Dept. press release. The five vests, which cost $950 each, will protect the department's dogs against bullet and stab wounds, states the release. “The loyalty and … [Read more...] about Hawaii Public Safety Dept. K9 Dogs Get Custom Fit Bullet-Proof Vests