Aries (March 21-April 19) No one expects you to be realistic, Aries. It’s not in your essential nature, which is wired to act upon hopes and aspirations, not cynically limited realities. There are plenty of dreamers out there, but these days hardly anyone is willing to leap, repeatedly, based on self-faith alone. There are times when reality ought to intrude and tell you to … [Read more...] about Sign Language: It’s Make-Friends-With-A-Nerd Week for Geminis
Eh Brah! You have a black car and white dog and you always go to Haiku Park, where you talk on your phone while tossing the ball for your dog. Nothing wrong with that, but eventually he stops to take a crap and then you leave it right there for the kids who practice soccer in the field the next day. Come on! I know you’re not the only one and anyone else who’s feeling guilty … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Pick up after your dog at Haiku Park!
Eh, that’s a baseball park, not a dog toilet. Our keiki play there. I jog in the morning and I’ll see half a dozen people releasing the hounds. That’s fine, but leaving their turds just isn’t pono. Those steaming piles of doodoo don’t just magically poof into shitake fertilizer dust and disappear overnight. Either someone else has to scoop them up or it smears all over our … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, that’s a baseball park, not a dog toilet!
Eh, guy with the Yeti Cooler tee shirt: I saw you last week with your large black hunting dog unleashed at Baldwin beach. When your dog pooped in the path where people walk next to ocean, instead of picking it up, you covered it with sand. Yuck! It will get washed into the ocean where people swim or stepped on there! Disgusting! Irresponsible dog owners like you are turning … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Don’t be such a thoughtless dog owner!
It was, hands down, the worst day of the year for me. I had just finished a session with my counselor on PTSD. The morning was dark and sad, but I had to take care of some things at Office Max. As I was leaving, I smiled because I saw your adorable, fluffy puppy. But then the moment was ruined with your bitter sarcasm. “What’s the matter–haven’ you ever seen a puppy before?” … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Your puppy is cute, but you’re a jerk!