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We were all waiting in line, patiently, at the grocery store. Only Lanes 3 and 5 were lit up, but there wasn’t anyone working at 5. Then you rolled up, dressed like a pirate–complete with white blouse and white capris and your own stolen shopping cart–trying to buy a 12oz hot plate. You pulled your cart up to Lane 5 and started an onomatopoeia explosion of ding donging. When … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Why the crazy pirate act at the grocery store?
Eh, Brah! I was walking on the sidewalk down Ka`ahumanu Avenue early the other morning. Suddenly, you whizzed by me from behind on a bike doing at least 20 miles per hour, less than a foot from me. Look, I’m 75 and have osteoporosis. If you’d clipped me and knocked me down, I could have fallen and broken my hip. Or given me a heart attack. There was a bike lane two feet away! … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Get your bike off the sidewalk!