MMM, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN In Plymouth, Massachusetts, on Aug. 17, a friendly game at Southers Marsh Golf Club turned ugly when Derek Harkins, 46, and an unnamed 57-year-old man got into a brawl on the 18th hole. But you gotta hand it to Harkins: The Patriot Ledger reported that he pointedly ended the fight by biting off the other man’s finger up to the knuckle, according to … [Read more...] about News of the Weird: A mile-high golden shower, indecent exposure, and that’s gotta be one of the worst ways to die…