Eh brah, quit driving like you’re a tourist. I know you live here because your car’s clearly not a rental and the boards strapped to the roof are definitely yours. So why didn’t you stop at the crosswalk when you saw that guy with a dog trying to cross? They live here, too. Next time, please stop like you’re supposed to. We can’t let Maui become any more like the … [Read more...] about Eh brah, quit driving like a tourist!
Eh brah: It was a real tough winter on the mainland, so to relieve the tension I invited a couple to get married here on Maui. It was a great break for them, as I booked a sailing trip for us all for an ad-hoc reception. We set out to sea, though the ever-iffy weather started to rise to a steady blow with six-foot waves on the bows. The crew handled it perfectly. But as the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Quit acting dumb on the boat!
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Eh brah! To the old lady who drove a Lexus and her cruise ship friend who was visiting–whether you were in on it or not, your cruise ship friend did steal from me. After you argued with me that I was trying to scam you (even though I was showing you video and pictures of her stealing with you) and kept insisting that you “live here,” she finally gave up the bracelet after you … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Your cruise ship friend stole from me!
Illustration: Andrew Miller … [Read more...] about Drew Toonz is building his own wall to keep the bad people out