Eh brah! Last weekend, I got really drunk doing shots at lunch and decided to leave my car locked, though I stupidly left the keys on the console. It was only 4pm so I figured it would be safe. Oops! That night, I got my spare keys and went with a friend around midnight to get the car. When we got there the car was broken into. You had pried the door open and taken the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: I don’t know whether to wish you a painful death or the best of luck
Apparently you need a driver’s ed refresher course. Since when do pedestrians not have the right of way? With the traffic on this island these days, you’re bound to encounter someone walking or running in front of you, but you insisted on blowing your horn, when all you needed to do was put your foot on your brake. Laying on the horn just causes people to panic. You seem to … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Get a Driver’s Ed refresher course!
Aloha! to the good samaritan and his son who not only helped me try to get my car running–which had been stuck in front of Starbucks after I arrived from the airport after a long trip–but then waited until the tow truck came to take it to the dealership. He even put his surfboards on top of his car to make room, then gave me a ride back to Lahaina and brought me the jacket I … [Read more...] about Eh Brah–thanks for being such a good samaritan!
Here’s to the juvenile delinquents who stole eggs from their mommy’s refrigerator and thought it would be funny to use my vehicle as a target. You’d better hope that I don’t find out who you are, because you will end up with more than egg on your face... Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, thanks for egging my car!
Eh lady: I thought you pulled over to help me with my brokedown car. But when I let you know I had help on the way, you yelled “What are you talking about? I just stopped to buy avocados.” Here, I thought you were being kind, but in fact you were just completely self-involved. Thanks for making me feel stupid for having faith in humanity. I hope your 2015 is as crappy as the … [Read more...] about Eh Avocado-Loving Jerk!