Aries (March 21-April 19) Finally, the spotlight is on you! Don’t blink, or you might miss it, though. Also, don’t look or listen behind you, or you might notice the handful of asses in the wings booing and jeering and doing their very best to salt your game. This is your very brief but glorious moment to shine; are you going to let your naysayers ruin it for you? Use that … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Time to meddle, Sagittarius
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Sign Language: First thought, best thought, Virgo
Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re one of the least conflicted people around. This is not to say you don’t have internal dichotomies, or that you never have trouble making up your mind. It’s just that figuring out what you want is easier for you than for most people, and deciding on which side of any given line you’ll fall is almost always a no-brainer. This week, however, … [Read more...] about Sign Language: First thought, best thought, Virgo
Sign Language: Randomness is goodness, Libra
Aries (March 21-April 19) You’d like to think that your past lovers sometimes wake up in the morning and think about you, just like you do them. They probably do, though they’d never admit it. The thing is, when people are done with you, they’re done with you for good, usually. They never forget you, though. Take comfort in that this week, when you’re likely to be haunted by … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Randomness is goodness, Libra
Sign Language: A boob job isn’t this week’s answer, Leo
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your intuition is so often spot-on that you’ve learned to trust it implicitly. This, however, can occasionally lead you far astray; although it’s frequently accurate, it’s hardly infallible. Treating it as such, especially this week, could get you into serious trouble, because for once you’re just plain wrong. I know, it’s shocking, isn’t it? Can you … [Read more...] about Sign Language: A boob job isn’t this week’s answer, Leo
Sign Language: Knock some skulls this week, Gemini
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your unpredictability is what makes you exciting, but also frustrating. Take this week, for instance. How is anyone supposed to guess how you’ll react to this new situation? There are times when you desperately avoid trying anything new, and other chapters where all you want to do is try new things – during those, anything that seems like something … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Knock some skulls this week, Gemini