Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You probably feel slightly abandoned and left out in the cold. That’s because you have been, but don’t take it too hard. It’s not that you don’t have supporters, it’s that they’ve dropped the ball on rallying to your aid. They will, eventually – probably as soon as next week. When […]
Sign Language: Say yes this week, Leo
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Things have gotten much too complicated to bother with anymore, haven’t they? Why not just throw your hands in the air, let it go, and walk away? Screw that. Let’s not forget the fact that this situation won’t disappear that easily. Let’s also recall that a while back you decided (correctly) […]
Sign Language: You might have to lose to win, Scorpio
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Some rules are made to be bent or broken – but only by experts. No rule is sacrosanct; if you’re good enough, you can swim against the current and still end up getting farther faster than those who choose to go with the flow. This requires insane amounts of cunning, charm, […]
Sign Language: Don’t even bother with the Pisces in your life
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) When we punish others, be they children, employees, or lovers, the main intention is to try to get them to avoid certain undesirable behavior in the future. So many of the things we inflict by way of disciplinary instruction miss the mark, leaving the person wondering what they did wrong, with […]
Sign Language: This is the week to generate positivity, Capricorn
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) While it might be exhilarating to go motorcycle riding without a helmet, it’s also incredibly reckless. I hope you’re past that kind of obvious stupidity. How about the less obvious kind, though? You’re treading dangerously close to territory that’s nearly as foolhardy as naked biking in fresh snow; even though it […]
Sign Language: If they’re rolling their eyes, it’s time to reassess, Pisces
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’ll make mistakes all your life. That’s part of what life is. Some people react to their mishaps poorly. This is how people get convinced that they’re born losers with rotten luck. Others, however, choose to learn from their errors and avoid making them again. Even a relatively stupid creature, like […]
Sign Language: Be like a perfectly toasted marshmallow this week, Virgo
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It might sound weird, but words and ideas have more power than almost any other tool you can wield. Changing the way someone thinks (and, therefore, acts) is an incredible way to transform your world. You know all this already, and you’re probably prepared to brandish your thought-weapons any second. This […]
Sign Language: Get down and dirty or stay away, Pisces; there is no in-between
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Be sweet, not sharp; kind instead of cutting. While your witty tongue is one of your best assets, sometimes your comments cross from affectionate, playful ribbing into something more serious. You don’t always know how to find the delicate, shifting line between fun trash talk and simply putting someone down; sometimes […]
Sign Language: Just make a damn list, Sagittarius
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) How easily you Scorps seem to forget the campground rule of relationships: Leave things better off than how you found them. Unfortunately, people frequently need extended recuperation periods after emerging from relationships with Scorpios, and some never fully recover. Is that really the legacy you want? Sure, it adds to your […]
Sign Language: Pack your bags, Cancer
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Eliminate distractions. I don’t expect you to stop being obsessed with the things that fascinate you, but admit that right now they’re keeping you from getting to the other stuff you ought to be doing. Instead of trying to deny your own impulses, however, which will just consume more time and […]
Sign Language: Stay chill, Gemini
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The election’s over, Scorpio. There’s no real need to continue your small-scale politicking, but you may still discover some benefit to glad-handing everyone you see. Even though the “votes” (so to speak) have been cast, and decisions made, not everyone has truly made up their mind. Unlike the real election, some […]
Sign Language: Put on that mask and go wild, Capricorn
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Halloween has its roots mainly in the ancient Celtic tradition of Samhain. Their calendar divided the year into two parts, light and dark, with Samhain (roughly translated as “Summer’s End”) representing the end of the light half and the beginning of the dark half. You are all too familiar with your […]
Sign Language: Sorry, Pisces, but you’re not royalty
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Consider the times when you remember to snap lots of pictures, and those times when you didn’t bother, and how they’ve differed. Sure, when you remember to whip out that phone and take lots of photos, you’ve got many more images to help remember the event, but having a lens between […]
Sign Language: This week it’s YOU, Sagittarius
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You’re not good at suffering. “Who is?” you might demand incredulously, to which I’d refer you to those masochistic Scorpios and rugged Capricorns. Unlike the latter, who usually bear hardship stoically and without complaint, you frequently make a big fuss over your misery. Fishing for sympathy and seeking relief from suffering […]
Sign Language: What horse are you beating, Libra?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Repeating your joke because you didn’t get a laugh the first time is not likely to get the response you’d hoped for. Beating this dead horse won’t make it rise up and run again. I thought you’d decided to let things go more easily than this, especially when logic and experience […]
Sign Language: Find your Jesus, Brian Boitano, or Wonder Woman this week, Virgo
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When a hapless insect lands in a spider web, the more it struggles, the more entangled and doomed it becomes. It’s kind of twisted, because of course not trying to free itself is also certain destruction. Only rarely does a bug escape that kind of effective trap. Luckily, you have two […]
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