Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Although superficially Leos can often seem high-maintenance, fragile, and even prissy, you’re actually arguably the strongest sign in the zodiac. When push comes to shove, you know how to stand your ground, and nothing can really knock you down for long. Remember that, even if you’re feeling weak and vulnerable. Don’t […]
Sign Language: Pisces needs to stop letting laundry mildew in the washer
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You learned long ago that most things in life are colored in shades of grey (or various other hues), instead of pure black and white. Yet, you’ve never quite lost your taste for the clarity of clearly defined issues, intentions, and boundaries. While you recognize that most people (including yourself) don’t […]
Sign Language: This week Leos need to buy more latex gloves
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Sometimes it’s best to really clean up a mess. Occasionally, however, it works to simply shove it all in a closet, wedge the door shut, and forget about it for a while. It depends on what kind of mess it is, and how much time you have. This applies to emotional […]
Sign Language: This is the week for Libras to check out what’s new at Goodwill
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Every sign has its ruling planet, and yes, you’re ruled by the Sun. That’s how amazing and badass you are. You get to own all that radiance and power this week, and embody it as only you can do, but please don’t let it go to your head. Humility is a […]
Sign Language: Geminis might want to invest in a better lighter
Cancer (June 21-July 22) There’s something about your life right now that makes you weary, I know. It feels like a tremendous weight that you’ll be stuck with forever. It’s true that you might not be free of it for a very long time. However, it’s not yours alone to carry, even though it might […]
Sign Language: Cancer really needs to get up and change the damn channel
Cancer (June 21-July 22) The worst thing that could happen right now is if you accepted your necessarily narrow and limited view of reality as the big picture. In that scenario, you’d probably feel that you had few or no choices, instead of recalling that the world is in fact rife with possibility. There are […]
Sign Language: Damn, Cancer, you really need to clean out the cat’s litter box
Cancer (June 21-July 22) This weekend could be your most important one this year, or it could pass entirely unremarked. It will be precisely what you make of it, like any other weekend, but right now there are unique opportunities to inaugurate new chapters or finally put into action carefully-considered decisions. Will you take advantage […]
Sign Language: Scorpios really need to work on their tennis backhand
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Don’t be impatient. You actually have the answers to most of your questions already. Three seconds of reflection would make you realize it. While I admire your willingness to simply ask others–a skill many other signs utterly lack–it’s often unnecessary. Sometimes you ask the question to whoever’s nearby before you ask […]
Sign Language: Now’s the time for Scorpios to jump in their sensory-deprivation tank
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Fear captures the imagination. It compels. It’s sensational and attention-grabbing. It’s also soul-numbing and incredibly restricting. How limited are you by fear? First, count all the influences on you that try to make you afraid. That might mean your well-meaning friend delivering a warning, or a 10-second spot for the evening […]
Sign Language: Capricorns need to stop being so damned giddy
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Geminis hate missing out on anything. You hear music, fireworks, excitement, or chaos down the street, and you’re off like a flash, dropping whatever you were doing without a second thought. You hate it when you hear about something exciting your friends did that you totally missed out on. This pressure […]
Anthony Pignataro reflects on MauiTime’s 20th anniversary
I hate starting stories with “I.” Some curmudgeon reader probably snapped at me years ago for doing that, and I’ve subconsciously winced every time the thought popped into my mind when presented with a blank screen. But when writing about the scrappy paper I’ve called home for half my journalistic career that has somehow survived […]
Sign Language: Scorpios should take more naps
Gemini (May 21-June 20) The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin recently decided to host a couple women-only viewings of Wonder Woman. These two showings created a ridiculous backlash among small-minded, petty, entitled guys who resented that they were being excluded from just two showings. Their privileged mindsets, which couldn’t accept being left out of anything, became […]
Sign Language: You Libras have been wearing entirely too much perfume
Gemini (May 21-June 20) We sometimes regard being conscientious, generous or altruistically good as the province of those better off than we are. Sure, if you’re already wealthy, you may have the luxury of quitting your job and devoting the rest of your life to some grand (but achievable) goal like ridding the world of […]
Sign Language: This is not the week for Libras to dress up like little girls in pigtails
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Relating to matters of the heart, you have some relationships that are strictly one-way. That is, your dear friend tells you everything that’s going on for them, but when it comes time to share your own feelings, your mouth might as well be sewn shut. I know you don’t want to […]
Sign Language: You can shut up now, Aries
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Your Earthy cousins have it rough. Capricorns never take a break because their ambition won’t let them, and Virgos can’t relax and chill out because they simply have too much energy. Sometimes I wish they’d both take a page out of your book, since you know how to get shit done […]
Sign Language: It’s time for Sagittarians to clean their damn room
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Every Taurus needs some close connection to nature. Some of you haven’t figured this out yet. Maybe you associate nature with dirtiness and discomfort. That probably means you haven’t found the aspect of nature you like to interface with. Some may love walking quietly through a shady wood, others prefer the […]
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