Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) More than any other, your species has been painstakingly dissected and analyzed. I’m sure you poor Scorpios are sick of being studied so closely; these microscopic inquiries into your character are as annoying as they are invasive. You’ve done admirably well at preventing yourself from stinging those who seek to scrutinize the inscrutable, but enough … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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GRAVITY New Movie Review
A group of kids from Maui were sent to Space Camp in 1989, where they spent a week at the training facility in Huntsville Alabama, learning how to operate spacecraft. I was one of those kids. It was a pivotal event in my young life, as I seriously wanted, at the time, to become an astronaut. I flew to the Mainland with a group of Maui pre-teens, though I was the only … [Read more...] about GRAVITY New Movie Review
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Cancer (June 21-July 22) Sexually, you consider yourself pretty adventurous, open-minded, and versatile. But the hermaphroditic sea hare has you beat. Since individuals possess both male and female genitalia, they can screw in long daisy chains, with each sea hare playing both roles. You’re simply not physically equipped to duplicate their acrobatic underwater orgies, but it … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Gemini (May 21-June 20) For a sign that’s often noted for your mind, you Gems are hardly divorced from your bodies. It seems that every Gemini I know has at least one astonishing physical feat at their disposal; “Janice” can fit her whole hand in her mouth, “Lee” does stunts with ping pong balls and orifices that would make porn stars blush, and “Alister” can squeeze his whole … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
AFTER EARTH New Movie Review
Picking on a bad movie can be a lot of fun for film critics, a form of “revenge” that justifies having suffered through a cinematic turkey. The word was out on M. Night Shyamalan’s After Earth not long before release: accusations of being a vanity project for co-star and co-producer Will Smith and another unfortunate outing for Shyamalan, who was once called “The Next … [Read more...] about AFTER EARTH New Movie Review