Eh lady on the beach: We came to check out the surf on a busy Sunday. We walked past your sweet little dog and sat down about five feet away from it in the shade to watch the waves. Your dog came up to us and allowed us to pet it and snuggled up, making itself comfortable pawing us for attention. You came in from your surf session and immediately insisted we stop petting your … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why did you leave your friendly dog tied up on a busy beach?
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What is it about the Pokemon craze? First time I saw you guys it was in Kahului. It was like three people scavenging around with their phones. I was told they were playing Pokemon. Then last weekend, you Pokemon-maniacs showed up on the beach where I was surfing. Is there any area that’s protected from you knuckleheads who trample over properties and stomp through gardens? Or … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! What’s with all these Pokemon people at the beach?
Eh, guy with the Yeti Cooler tee shirt: I saw you last week with your large black hunting dog unleashed at Baldwin beach. When your dog pooped in the path where people walk next to ocean, instead of picking it up, you covered it with sand. Yuck! It will get washed into the ocean where people swim or stepped on there! Disgusting! Irresponsible dog owners like you are turning … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Don’t be such a thoughtless dog owner!
Photo: Sean M. Hower Walking onto Big Beach is like walking into a high school cafeteria. There are all the designated cliques; they even sit on separate sides of the beach. So I’ll be the knowledgeable goth guide from Mean Girls to all you fresh-faced Lindsay Lohans and point out the groups that make up the anatomy of Bigs. * The Spunjahs Photo: … [Read more...] about Anatomy of Big Beach