I drive a long distance to pick you up and you won’t get in my car for its made from “dead animals.” Then I invite you to my community Thanksgiving and you endlessly curse it since it ain’t labeled vegan and you won’t attend a violent-filled event. But the home run you scored at the restaurant was nuts. When I ordered a latte and you actually stopped the waitress … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You’re eating too many bananas!