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The nerve of you two bad-mouthed old muckity mucks in Kihei! There I was, peacefully taking pictures of my skateboarding kids, when you two walked up and wrecked the serenity of our evening with your 10-minute verbal assault. When you told me to leave your street (which I live on) or you were calling the police, I saw how amped up you were (too much viagra?). I’m still shocked … [Read more...] about Eh Crazy Lady!
According to a tiny, byline-less blurb buried on page 4 of today's Maui News (it's where newspapers hide all their legitimate scoops) sourced to the vaguely sounding "police records," Maui PD Officer Nelson Johnson got arrested again–this time on Monday, Dec. 2. The charge? Guess: "Maui police officer Nelson Johnson has been charged with second-degree assault and two counts of … [Read more...] about Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson Reportedly Arrested Again For Assault