Why do you sit on the sidewalk with your 20-something loser friends so people can’t get by? And why’d you scream, “I live here bitch!” when I asked why? Seriously, did you have to go on a rant that we could still hear when we were a block away? Why can’t you have aloha and be pono? “I live here” isn’t an answer and isn’t an excuse to be rude, crude and stupid. I live here, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Get off the sidewalk!
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Eh Brah! Ho`okipa isn’t your private park!
You think Ho`okipa is your private park. You put chairs in the parking spots to save them for your buddies. You put up piles of stones. Then if the wind knocks them down and kids are around, you yell at them. You yell at tourists to “go home.” You cut down trees and brush, then stack them all over the park. You clearly enjoy living off the dole and having your piece of the pie, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Ho`okipa isn’t your private park!
Eh Brah: Why’d you break into my car and steal my grandchildren’s handmade blanket?
You smashed my car window. You stole my market basket. You stole a package addressed to my grandchildren. You stole the handmade blanket that it took me six months to knit for my newest grandchild. I hope that you gave that blanket to a child who needs it. I hope that child knows that love and aloha went into that blanket. I hope you learn that grandmothers give unconditional … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why’d you break into my car and steal my grandchildren’s handmade blanket?
Eh Brah! Thanks for finding and returning my phone!
I dropped my iPhone in the Safeway parking lot. But I didn’t know it until I saw it on the windshield of my car. Thanks for saving my phone, and me a lot of trouble. I hope you go to Vegas and win a million bucks. You rock! That’s Aloha. Mahalo Nui Loa! Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Thanks for finding and returning my phone!
County of Maui wants to teach us all Aloha because of the 2014 Kalama Park video guy
We’ve all the seen the video. Posted on YouTube on Feb. 16, 2014, it showed a young local man repeatedly cursing some white people at Kalama Beach Park in Kihei, all why they record him with their smart phone. It all started when one of the people spoke up after seeing a local guy–apparently not the guy in the video–throw something at a nearby dog. “This is Hawaii, we do … [Read more...] about County of Maui wants to teach us all Aloha because of the 2014 Kalama Park video guy