I don’t know about you, but I positively dread opening the newspaper these days. Wars are raging out of control; governments are powerless to help victims of floods and earthquakes; gasoline prices are racing to the moon. These are, to say the least, troubling times. The Barbarians are at the gates and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are riding closer and closer.
Something must be done! We need new policies! We need new leadership! We need a new cabal!
Look, there’s nothing personal here. I’m the first guy to say that the Illuminati, Skull and Bones, Freemasons and Bilderbergers have just done a bang-up job manipulating the world’s wealth and power. For centuries, they’ve run our affairs, maneuvered our leaders and started innumerable wars for personal gain and profit with lots of subtlety and class.
But hey, times change. The star chambers, secret societies, committees and families we’ve got running the world just aren’t doing that hot a job right now. There’s just so much unease and tension in the world right now—and I’m not just talking the Middle East, Central Africa and South Bronx, either.
Change is in the air. It’s the dawn of a new era. The time has come for new policy directions.
I’m sure people were saying stuff exactly like this back in the Middle Ages, when the Knights Templar were starting to get a little long in the tooth. It’s not like that didn’t happen to the Rosicrucians, either. Or the Priory of Sion. And I know for a fact that when it came time for the Merovingians to pack it in, they hemmed and hawwed but eventually passed the torch to a new generation.
After all, these things happen. I’m sure the Rothschilds would love to run things for all eternity, and they’ve certainly done wonders with the banking stuff, but I really don’t expect them to be the go-to people on stuff like Hurricane Katrina relief and rising levels of mercury in our oceans.
Now I don’t know what the protocol is for these things, whether the Illuminati bylaws stipulate formal elections, appointments, reading animal entrails or what. But I do know we need new blood at the top. MTW