Playboy’s Girls of McDonald’s features six of the sexiest McDonald’s employees in the country who step out from behind the counter, lose the uniforms and say cheese! The DVD includes action footage of the sexy sirens doing all sorts of things they don’t do at work: wrestling alligators, getting tattoos, bowling naked with a girlfriend and much more!
-Actual May 19, 2005 Playboy Entertainment Group, Inc. press release
Male McDonald’s Employee: So you never told me how that shoot with Playboy went.
Female McDonald’s Employee: Oh, it was a blast! Everyone was so cool and helpful and they made it so easy. The photographer was really patient and kept telling me over and over how beautiful I was. It was really fun.
Male Employee: That is so cool. But wasn’t it weird, you know, getting all naked in front of all those people?
Female Employee: At first, sure. Plus it was kinda cold out, they had towels and stuff for when he had to change film. It only really got strange when they brought out the alligator and the-
[Day’s Customer #124 clears throat]
Female Employee: I’m sorry. Can I take your order?
Customer #124: Yeah, I’d like one Big Mac meal, one Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal and two apple pies.
Female Employee: What kind of drink?
Customer #124: What?
Female Employee: What kind of drink would you like?
Customer #124: Oh, Coke. Both of them.
Female Employee: Okay, that’s one Big Mac meal with Coke and one Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal with Coke. Anything else?
Customer #124: That’s it.
Female Employee: That’ll be $11.64.
[Customer fumbles with money]
Male employee: Did you say an alligator?
Female Employee: Yeah! It was gnarly! They wanted me to wrestle it over in that swamp behind Chuck E. Cheese’s.
Male Employee: No way!
[Customer hands over a bill]
Female Employee: Way! Twenty? Your change is… $8.36. Thanks.
Male Employee: So did you?
Female Employee: Fuck no. I’m not taking off my clothes and then jumping into some swamp with a live alligator. So they had me get naked and bowl a few frames over at Hula Lanes. I mean, that wasn’t so bad, except for those old guys who came in with their league-
Customer: Excuse me, you only gave me $7.36. I think you said the change was $8.36.
Female Employee: What? Let me see… Oh, I’m sorry. Here you go.
Male Employee: Cool. So are you going to start nude modeling all the time now?
Female Employee: Oh, no. Models have fucked-up lives. They’ve got to stand in one place for like hours at a time and never change expressions. I could never do that. MTW