You heard me right, whoever took state Department of Land and Natural Resources First Deputy Jesse K. Souki’s three-hole punch. It was sitting on Arnel’s side table. Anyway, his secretary would like it back.
I know this because for some reason his office put me (or rather, my predecessor Jacob Shafer–who left Hawaii three years ago and who I doubt had either motive or opportunity to snag anything from Souki’s office) on the distribution list of the Who Took First Deputy Souki’s Three-Hole Punch email, which I’ve helpfully reproduced below:
Don’t make me ask you again.
Photo of Jesse Souki courtesy his Linkedin page