If you’re body is bare-able and you are capable of holding a lightweight object above your head for a few moments (while simultaneously walking—that’s the cincher), you may consider applying.
COOLER CASTING CALL:
Whether or not your bod is all that (plastic), MT is looking for models too. Our famous fashion issue is forthcoming, and we’re aiming to feature a local cast, M or F, of any shape or size.
FO’ MO’ (remember there’s links above, plus):
Check out this post made today by MMAtorch.com re: Penn’s desire to be a “welterweight champion again.”
Visit’s Penn’s official website—replete with daily blogs, merchandise, and lots and lots of links (from which, I’ll note, Penn has completed a new iPhone app—assuredly geekiness you won’t get beat up for).
SLATHER ON THE BODY BITTER:
Ok. Ok. So a bit of personal sourness seeped into this post. Not to lighten how problematic sexual objectification is in our society, but my salt ‘n vinegar perspective is likely largely due to, well, not (by any stretch of the imagination) being able to be a ring girl myself (probably all the chips)–that is if I wanted to be that. Which I don’t. (silently sobs to self… pops another can of Pringles).
But moreover, I wanted to post this because (well, for one it was featured in his latest e-mail newsletter) I like B.J. Penn. I once observed him speak very amicably and at length with a young fan outside of Da Kitchen. That’s cool. So, big ups B.J.–booty call in all. Since you’re Hawai’i’s finest, I wish you the finest ring girls too.