Wondering why Mayor Arakawa was recently sporting a gnarly eyepatch? Apparently he cut himself while reading the newspaper. Who says print journalism isn’t exciting?
Here’s what the Mayor put on his Facebook page:
“If anyone sees me looking like a pirate, please don’t think that I’m dressed for Halloween 7 months too early. I injured my eye on Thursday afternoon…”
Decent, but the Best Bad Joke award goes to commenter Juan Rivera, who asked, “Should we call you Mayor ARRRH-akawa?”