MAN: “Did you show him yours?”
WOMAN: “No. He has three nipples and I only have two—how am I going to show him something I don’t have?
WOMAN: “So when he showed it to me I suggested that he get it pierced. He laughed, and then he left… A year later I went back to that same bar and, sure enough, he walks in. ‘Hey,’ he said, ‘look, I got it pierced!’ I had been joking!”
-Kihei Kalama Village, Aug. 16