We understand that cosmetic surgery (or plastic surgery, to use its other, less euphemistic name) can occasionally serve a noble purpose. Fixing a child’s cleft lip, reconstructing the facial features of someone disfigured in an accident—that sort of thing. But let’s get real: the majority of these procedures are done with vanity and cash as the only motivators. In our beauty- and money-obsessed culture, that’s perfectly fitting. But the economy being what it is, many would-be patients have surely found that nose job out of reach. Enter bidforsurgery.com, where doctors will “bid” for the right to work on you. Then you get to pick the doc with the low-ball offer, and have him or her take a scalpel and slice you open. What could go wrong?
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