Dear Loud Guy at the Bar,
My husband and I have been happily married for six years, but I’m becoming concerned that he’s having an affair. He’s been more chipper than usual, there are strange numbers on our phone bill, he sometimes comes home with the scent of Paris by Yves Saint Laurent about him (I always wear Revlon’s Ciara Femme Fatale) and on two occasions I came home and found him having sex with a strange woman. I think I should confront him directly, but have no idea how to go about it. Please help.
-Suspicious in Seattle