The midnight oil isn’t oil at all, it’s coffee. Cold, canned coffee, when the brewhahouses are closed and the gas station is best you can do.
But don’t grab at the refrigerator racks blindly! Royal Mills’ Kona Black might sound good (like the Iced Cappuccino actually is) but it tastes like I’m drinking out of an ashtray. No similie — straight up fact. I think the cans are made from old ashtrays.
It might do the trick to keep me up all night, if it doesn’t kill me first.