You know, I’ve told you so much about myself and I don’t know a
thing about you. Now it’s time for you to tell me things. Your deepest,
darkest secrets. Your most mundane details. I’m serious—I want to know
it all! But please be honest. Take your time. Trust me, it won’t hurt.
I promise I’ll be gentle.
Just fill out this anonymous survey and when you’re done, send the page to:
Maui Time Weekly c/o Holoholo Girl
33 N. Market St., Ste. 201
Wailuku, HI 96793
Or go to our website at www.mauitime.com, then cut and paste this survey in an email and send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Ready? Get set. Go!
If you weren’t doing that, you would be a…
If married, for how long?
If single, # of serious relationships you’ve had:
# of times you’ve been dumped:
# of bartenders you’ve slept with:
If a male musician, # of babies’ mommas:
How long have you lived there?
The best thing about Maui is…
Last book you read:
Last movie you saw that you liked:
Kind of music you listen to:
Favorite TV show:
Place you eat most often:
Nights per week you go out:
Drinks per week:
Where you’re most likely to go:
If forced, shot of choice:
Shot/liquor you will never have again since that one time:
# of sexual partners you’ve had thus far:
# of sexual partners you have right now, you little tiger(ess):
# of dates you’ll go on before you give it up:
Celebrity you would most like to have sex with:
Is it just me or is David Letterman kinda hot?
How long have you been reading MTW?
How long have you been reading this column?
What you like about this column:
What you hate about this column (filling out surveys is not an acceptable answer):
What other sections do you read in MTW?
Do you think Anthony Pignataro is a cigar-chomping bully?
Samantha Campos does not believe
there has been enough research to conclude either way if paying your
dues is absolutely necessary. MTW