[ELECTION] It’s that time again! Time to vote! It’s all the rage! All
the kids are doing it! Well, not all the kids—that would be illegal.
Why, I don’t know—I know plenty of children—mere tykes, really—who
could easily make informed choices in the voting booth. What kind of
country do we live in that bans them from the polling site but welcomes
the stupid, stupid adult? Is that what our Founders fought over? I
think not! Of course, it’s much too late this year to do anything about
it, so I guess once again this great nation of ours will have to place
its future in the hands of “registered voters.” I know, I’m scared,
too. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
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