[CABARET/DRAG] One of New York’s most notorious drag queen cabaret performers, as well as current Las Vegas Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity emcee, Joey Arias dishes out a bawdy, one-diva act of monologues and song, utilizing everything s/he’s learned from hanging with the likes of Andy Warhol, Iggy Pop and David Bowie. And hey, if that means dressing as ‘50s pinup vixen Bettie Page, and belting it out like Billie Holiday then so be it. For more info, visit www.NeoComedy.com. Tickets: $18. Founders’ Court is located at Maui Arts & Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului, 242-7469.