[NIGHTLIFE] Kihei, I have a confession to make: I’m a fool. You see, I’ve lived on Maui for over four years now, all in Lahaina, and until recently have only given you my attention on rare occasions. I had some good times at Hapa’s and once went on a cheesesteak mission to Shaka’s, but other than that I tried to avoid what West Siders unlovingly refer to as “Kihell.” Please try not to feel used. I just felt intimidated by your notorious triangle and its alleged E.W.O.K. inhabitants, and being in another relationship, never really had any interest in that scene. But things change, and I’ve been needing something different lately. I’ve been coming around to you more, awakened to your charms. I’m not too stubborn to acknowledge my past mistakes and ask your forgiveness. Kihei, I apologize. I think I love you, baby. And I definitely want to spend more time with you. I’m going to start this week, at Bada Bing, where the best elements of Hapa’s have blessedly been relocated. I’ll be there for you on Wednesday for the return of “Ultra Fabulous,” Maui’s best (and possibly only) gay night. We’ll have so much fun together that I’ll have no choice but to spend Thursday in your arms, being serenaded by the island’s best live act, Uncle Willie K. We’ll get Moons Over My Hammy at 3 a.m., a privilege not afforded to me before you came along, then spend the day at the divine Charley Young beach, toasting second chances. Check the Grid for more info. [COREY NIELSEN]
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