[TURKISH JAZZ/CLASSICAL] This Turkish guy is my cousin. Actually he’s not. That’s just what my father always referred to him as. He’s one of those make-believe relatives that your parents assign you. Why and how do parents do that? They’re always giving you uncles and cousins and shit. I’m going to start doing it, too. My new cousin is Shaquille O’Neal. My new aunt is a hot chick that can cook soul food and scrubs my feet. What’s that, Dad? I sound stupid? Well, guess what? My new father is Colonel Sanders. Maybe he would at least assign me a cousin of LESSER musical talent to boast my self-esteem. This cat Fazil is off the chain, cuz! —Naive Records 2004 [$AYFOO]
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