[COMEDY] Back in the day, my BFF and I used to cut classes at MCC to go up to her Mom’s house in Makawao to watch Da Bruddah’s DVDs. We were seriously addicted. I mean, cut us some slack–we both have choke podagee blood and are related to Sousa’s, Gouviea’s and Freitas’s. Yeah, way podagee. Anyway, they’re still doing their thing, and we still want to marry them. Check them out at the Iao Theater with special musical guest LAWA (who just got back from rockin’ the Playboy Mansion). My BFF and I will be there throwing our panties on the stage. Is that inappropriate? Hmm. Maybe we should throw pot roast and beef stew instead. Yeah, they’d probably be into that. Podagee wives gotta be able fo’ cook. Tickets: $20. For more information visit www.mauionstage.com or call 242-6969.