[EVENT] I’m pretty much addicted to poker and Western themes, so this shindig is right up my alley. The Maui Office of the National Kidney Foundation of Hawai`i is holding a Texas Hold’em Shootout benefit gala complete with ono food, no-host booze and music by the Pito Band. The Budweiser Girls and Dueling Elvis’s are also going to be there. Silent auction? Check. The main event? The poker tournament, of course! Tickets: $75, $60. Call 986-1900 for more information.