Ageless beauty Sandra Bullock gives her typical automated performance in a superficial cross between the recent Deja Vu and Bullock’s own excruciating movie The Lake House. Time folds back and forth in various permutations as suburban housewife Linda Hanson (Bullock) awakens to discover that her husband Jim (Julian McMahon) has been killed in a car accident, except for the times that she awakens to discover that he’s still alive. Clues about Jim’s fate mount alongside bizarre events, such as Linda’s eldest daughter becoming horribly scarred after running through a plate glass window or watching Jim’s coffin break open when it’s dropped on the ground moments before his funeral.
The non-linear plot becomes an annoyingly repetitive device that stalls before the final act stitches the narrative puzzle together. Admittedly, there’s a guilty pleasure in watching any Sandra Bullock movie because of the commercially generic choices she makes at every level of production and performance.
Composer Klaus Badelt (Pirates of the Caribbean) teases with an evocative score that, like everything else in the movie, will fall short of its perceived aim. Early in their relationship, Jim gives Linda a substantial three-bedroom house as a perfect place for them to raise a family. As with The Lake House, the dwelling functions as an emblem of compatibility whose foundation is tested under supernatural conditions.
Fast-forward to nearly a decade later and the couple has two little girls. The family is living a life torn from a SUV commercial. Still, tragedy strikes after Linda listens to a telephone message from Jim where he professes his love for their daughters before dropping the call, ostensibly to talk to a woman whose voice we hear in the background. His voice sounds depressed, as if he may be considering suicide, and his manner spurs the dramatic tension.
Then a police trooper informs Linda of her husband’s death after a big rig jackknifed on the highway. Where many women might faint at such news, Bullock’s Linda remains stoic until she wakes up shocked to find Jim drinking coffee in the kitchen. The surreal episode transforms Linda into an investigator searching every cranny for clues that might enable her to preserve her husband’s life.
Already in a vacuum-sealed role, McMahon (Fantastic Four) carries his death-warmed-over persona too far. There isn’t a whiff of chemistry between he and Bullock. When the couple argues about the wilting state of their marriage, a contagious apathy flies off the screen. Screenwriter Bill Kelly’s priest coaches Linda with platitudes about her wretched existence and brings the movie to a screeching halt in the name of backpedaled exposition.
There’s no pretending that The Premonition is anything more than a cheap knock-off of an M. Night Shyamalan thriller. The melodrama here is so rotten that the riddle is moot. Nevertheless, Sandra Bullock is the girlish tomboy that grew up to forge a cottage industry of mediocre cinema. Her movies somehow improve when they’re screened on airplanes. So what if you come out numb. MTW
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