Nothing says “I’m thankful for all those who love me, now please pass the gravy” like the official MauiTime 2015 TurkeyTime Hat–found ONLY in the current issue (Nov. 25, 2015) of MauiTime.
To build your own TurkeyTime Hat, first grab a copy of the Nov. 25 issue of MauiTime. Then go to page 22 and pull it out of the paper (instructions are also available on the top of the paper’s back page).
Next fold the paper over as shown below:
Then unfold the fold you just made and turn the whole thing over. Then take the upper left corner and fold it over to the centerline created by the first fold you made, as shown below:
Then fold the upper right corner to the center. When that’s done, accordion-fold the top sheet beneath the turkey triangle you just made until it comes to rest just blow the “#TURKEYTIME.” This strip should be about one inch wide.
Lastly, turn the whole thing over and accordion-fold the other side up so it’s parallel with the first one-inch-wide strip you made. Then staple the corners of the strip together for stability and you’re done!
All that’s left is to post a photo of yourself wearing the Turkeytime Hat (hashtagged @Turkeytime, of course)–preferably while you’re arguing with your crazy uncle over Syrian refugees or same-sex marriage.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving and celebrate Peace in the world, Love MauiTime.
Photo of Wailuku Coffee Company owner/operator Megan Kanekoa: MauiTime